hizke

I've Got a C-C-C-Complex!

Heal Me, Toots.

Name:
hizke
Birthdate:
8 April
Location:
Sterling, Virginia, United States
External Services:
  • hizke@livejournal.com
  • Dr Doctor Yo AIM status
Interests: (9)
dirty, dirty nurses, etc., full scary uncle, nurses, scary, spanking, spanking dirty nurses, uncle
Bio
Hi, my name is Jeff.

I'm a samurai. Or a ninja. Either one is bad-ass enough for me to be.
(I'm really effin' bad-ass.)

I love long walks on a moonlit beach as the waves caress the shore, long nights in front of the fireplace whilst reading a good book, being stalked, chicanary, villainy, etc.

For you to be my friend, you have to promise that you won't ever beat me up. 'Cause that would be craaaaap! CRAAAAP!
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